Saturday, August 28, 2010

My Name is Amber and I'm a Flirt

I've started working on my flirting this week. Ms. Susan has had me at the library and around campus. Nobody has school work to do yet, so they have plenty of time to chat, but tonight I have to compete with the far more experienced Jill and Cindy. We will be going to a very large beginning of the year bash and competing for phone numbers. The loser is going is going to have to call all of them, while the winner will be going out to eat at a romantic restaurant with his mistress.

The one advantage I have is that I will have 4 mistresses funneling guys over to me. Cindy and Jill will only have Ms. Colleen and Ms. Kristine working for them. Still, I went out looking for a new outfit and shoes to try and impress. I've been practicing my voice and it's gotten much better. The downside is I'm going to be attending 2 of my classes as a Fall due to this improvement, but I hope to win tonight or at least not come in last.


  1. My name is Amber and I'm a Flirt is so cute.

  2. Hey Amber:

    I know you don't know me but I have been following this from the start. You have a much more natural feminine appearance than Jill or Cindy could ever hope fore. You look like a girl and perseption trumps reality every time. Let yourself become as you appear and you will blow the copmetition away.

    Love KIm

  3. I know I'm late to the party on this but I've only recently found your blog. You are so cute! I love this picture. I was in a nice department store yesterday and just "happened" to wander by the party dresses. Unfortunately, the cute dresses (like the one you're wearing here) just wouldn't look good on me - I'm a bit too big and a bit (well, more than a bit) too old. Felt very jealous of cute girls like yourself who look great in dresses like this. Enjoy, honey!